{"product_id":"canvas-tote-bag-i-wasnt-made-for-people-sarcastic-cat-zippered-tote","title":"Canvas Tote Bag — 'I Wasn't Made for People' Sarcastic Cat Zippered Tote","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18\" x 14\" x 4.5\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            14.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Depth, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Carry your day with a little edge and a lot of sturdiness. This zippered canvas tote blends rugged, heavy-duty construction with a cheeky, cat-themed design — a quiet wink for anyone who prefers cats over small talk. The roomy, zip-closed main compartment keeps groceries, laptops, or weekend essentials safe, while the front zipper pocket keeps keys and phone within reach. Thick 12 oz. cotton canvas and reinforced handles mean this bag stands up to daily hustle, from market runs to mountain trailhead meetups. It feels lived-in from the first use: familiar, dependable, and a touch sarcastic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLightweight enough to sling over your shoulder, but built to carry the weight of real life. Whether you’re packing for a day of errands, bringing gear to a casual meet-up, or heading to a local craft fair, this tote moves with you — practical, honest, and quietly expressive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy-duty 12 oz. cotton canvas for long-lasting durability\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious 19 L main compartment with full zipper closure for secure storage\u003cbr\u003e- External front zipper pocket (9.5\" x 9\") for quick access to small items\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable 24.5\" self-fabric handles with 8.5\" drop for over-the-shoulder carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Dimensions 18\" W x 14\" H x 4.5\" D — generous capacity for daily use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Q-Tees Q1300, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Black","offer_id":42812759179325,"sku":"91600140076322160448","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Light Pink","offer_id":42812759212093,"sku":"20856129917311832972","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Maroon","offer_id":42812759244861,"sku":"83745479527905951357","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural","offer_id":42812759277629,"sku":"18885339594210427429","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Navy","offer_id":42812759310397,"sku":"22180872291744906208","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Purple","offer_id":42812759343165,"sku":"50025097903585379894","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Red","offer_id":42812759375933,"sku":"32650136175747793787","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Royal","offer_id":42812759408701,"sku":"21504383119487825938","price":41.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/14136429769848864048_2048.jpg?v=1765917034","url":"https:\/\/vermont-mountain-meadows.myshopify.com\/products\/canvas-tote-bag-i-wasnt-made-for-people-sarcastic-cat-zippered-tote","provider":"Vermont Mountain Meadows","version":"1.0","type":"link"}