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                   1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A soft, everyday tote that carries your essentials with a wink. The front shows a grumpy cartoon cat with folded paws and the caption “I Wasn’t Made for People.” It’s playful and a little sarcastic — the kind of bag that announces your mood before you say a word. Built with a roomy boxed shape and reinforced handles, it holds groceries, books, or a laptop sleeve without losing structure. The clean white body makes the artwork pop, while the black inner stitching and selectable handle colors let you tailor the look. Lightweight, quick-drying polyester and a laminated interior mean it stands up to daily use and occasional spills. Bring it to markets, coffee shops, or quick outings when you want function with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% medium-weight polyester body (200 g\/m²) — durable and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double stitching on handles for extra strength\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners for added carrying capacity and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of five handle colors; seamless black inner stitching and transparent hem thread\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. 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