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                                      \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Light, cheeky, and perfectly deadpan — this 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The soft, lightweight fabric feels airy against the skin while the retail cut keeps the silhouette clean. A cartoon cow with folded arms and the line “Do I look like I care?” sits front and center, while a matching minimalist crest on the back quietly brands the piece as part of a sarcastic-threads collection. Wear it on slow mornings, road trips, or when you need clothing that says ‘I’m amused but unimpressed’ without a single word spoken aloud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors — soft, smooth handfeel\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd²) keeps you cool in heat and under layers\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with side seams for structured shape and true-to-size sizing\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean finish and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Color-dependent fiber blends available (heathers\/tri-blends) and made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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