{"product_id":"funny-don-t-rush-me-i-m-already-disappointed-cartoon-goat-pet-feeding-mat","title":"Funny ‘Don’t Rush Me I’m Already Disappointed’ Cartoon Goat Pet Feeding Mat","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBone shape (19\" x 14\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e19.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e14.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eStart mealtime on a relatable note with the \u003cstrong\u003e“Don’t Rush Me, I’m Already Disappointed” Cartoon Goat Pet Feeding Mat\u003c\/strong\u003e. Perfect for slow mornings and picky eaters, this plush feeding mat combines comfort, function, and dry humor in one tidy solution.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a muted, repeating illustration of a sleepy, unimpressed goat clutching a mug, paired with the sarcastic caption \u003cem\u003e“Don’t Rush Me \/ I’m Already Disappointed,”\u003c\/em\u003e this mat adds personality to your pet’s feeding area without overwhelming your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe soft polyester surface dries quickly and keeps the artwork crisp, while a dense memory-foam core absorbs stray kibble and splashes and cushions bowls during enthusiastic sniffing or nudging. A grippy anti-slip backing helps keep everything in place on tile, hardwood, or laminate floors. Ideal for kitchens, mudrooms, or entryways, this mat makes cleanup easier while giving your pet’s spot a little extra attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGreat for dogs, cats, and pet parents who appreciate sarcasm with their home essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnti-slip backing\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps the mat securely in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable 100% polyester outer layer\u003c\/strong\u003e — soft, quick-drying, and print-friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% polyurethane memory-foam core\u003c\/strong\u003e absorbs spills and cushions bowls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlush surface\u003c\/strong\u003e for comfort under paws\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne-sided print\u003c\/strong\u003e, pre-constructed (size may vary ±1\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe dirt gently with a clean, dry cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean with cold water if needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo not use detergent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Wipe the dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth. Spot cleaning can be done with cold water, detergent is not recommended\t\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Bone shape (19\" x 14\") \/ White","offer_id":42927611969597,"sku":"16865982664885373673","price":27.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/13485872612902863897_2048.jpg?v=1768763173","url":"https:\/\/vermont-mountain-meadows.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-don-t-rush-me-i-m-already-disappointed-cartoon-goat-pet-feeding-mat","provider":"Vermont Mountain Meadows","version":"1.0","type":"link"}