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                    \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        You don’t have to be a morning person to appreciate this shirt — it nods to the slow, sarcastic ritual of waking up with a mug in hand. A sleepy penguin and a deadpan line—“i don't rise and shine, i rise and caffeinate”—capture that cozy, slightly grumpy humor. Soft, garment-dyed cotton gives the tee a lived-in feel that pairs with early-morning light and a steaming cup. Wear it on bleary weekdays, lazy weekend coffee runs, or while curling up with a mug and a good book. It fits into the routines of people who savor their caffeine-first mornings and enjoy a little wry charm in their wardrobe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in look\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL and pre-shrunk for reliable sizing\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, 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