{"product_id":"grumpy-cat-velveteen-plush-blanket-i-wasnt-made-for-people-cozy-throw-for-cat-lovers","title":"Grumpy Cat Velveteen Plush Blanket – \"I Wasn't Made for People\" Cozy Throw for Cat Lovers","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself in a dry-witted hug. This velveteen plush blanket pairs cloud-soft texture with a deadpan cat illustration and the cheeky line “I Wasn’t Made for People.” It reads like a quiet, honest proclamation — the sort of thing you toss over your knees during a late-night reading session, drape across the end of a couch for a touch of personality, or keep folded beside your favorite chair when you want a little comfort without fuss. The print is vivid on one side and stays bright wash after wash, while the medium weight gives warmth without feeling bulky. For those who prefer low-key humor and cozy solitude, this blanket feels like a private souvenir of calm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Ultra-soft velveteen surface with medium-heavy 300 g\/m² weight for cozy warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, single-side print in high detail\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex option) that holds shape and dries quickly\u003cbr\u003e- Complies with safety and chemical regulations; adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":42781469999165,"sku":"26593719841915209674","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":42781470031933,"sku":"26913533610513827737","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":42781470064701,"sku":"22433373479016275019","price":52.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/9752665341727859603_2048.jpg?v=1765821364","url":"https:\/\/vermont-mountain-meadows.myshopify.com\/products\/grumpy-cat-velveteen-plush-blanket-i-wasnt-made-for-people-cozy-throw-for-cat-lovers","provider":"Vermont Mountain Meadows","version":"1.0","type":"link"}