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Lion Tote Bag – Cute Grumpy Animal Canvas Tote","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e13\" × 13''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" × 16''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18\" × 18''\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            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This sturdy polyester tote features a grumpy hedgehog illustration and the deadpan line “Not Today, Human.” Its boxed corners and reinforced handle stitching give real-life durability for errands, library runs, or slow mornings when you don’t want to be bothered. Choose a handle color that fits your mood and toss in a notebook, market finds, or a hoodie—this bag keeps its shape, dries fast, and holds up to daily use while making a small, unmistakable statement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% medium-weight polyester body (200 g\/m²) — durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double-row stitching on handles for extra strength\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners for added capacity and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Seam-matched inner thread and clear-hem stitching for a clean finish\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes and five handle colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. 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