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break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.25 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.25 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Weight, lb\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            23.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            45.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            70.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This pet tank brings a wry bit of attitude to everyday walks and couch naps. Soft, mid-weight combed ringspun cotton and a 1x1 rib knit give the shirt a gentle stretch that moves with your pet while holding its shape. The front features a grumpy hedgehog illustration with the caption “Not Today, Human.”—a small, humorous statement that reads loud and clear without being over the top. Clean double-needle binding around the neck and armholes keeps seams tidy and prevents stretching, and the EasyTear™ label avoids neck irritation. Fits snug on smaller breeds; consider sizing up for broader-chested dogs. This tank is made to handle repeat wear and still look good on morning strolls, lazy afternoons, or when your furry friend wants to express their mood with a little comic flair.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% combed ringspun cotton for solid colors (heathers contain 7% polyester)\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight fabric (5 oz\/yd²) with 1x1 rib knit for stretch and shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle ribbed binding at neck and armholes for clean lines and durability\u003cbr\u003e- EasyTear™ label to prevent neck irritation\u003cbr\u003e- Runs small for broad-chested breeds—recommend sizing up\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Doggie Skins 3902, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":42812726050877,"sku":"17242571789562454209","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather","offer_id":42812726083645,"sku":"19753471833755589175","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":42812726116413,"sku":"41487679397545471681","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":42812726149181,"sku":"22455032814437355622","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":42812726181949,"sku":"17172505043464257120","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather","offer_id":42812726214717,"sku":"15236298918266516684","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":42812726247485,"sku":"26610148789394183895","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":42812726280253,"sku":"14868755198582912911","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":42812726313021,"sku":"19803611948625537146","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather","offer_id":42812726345789,"sku":"25666881895466052919","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":42812726378557,"sku":"11587497270195833362","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":42812726411325,"sku":"71552336359753597511","price":37.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/12871073999421175860_2048.jpg?v=1765914511","url":"https:\/\/vermont-mountain-meadows.myshopify.com\/products\/pet-tank-top-grumpy-hedgehog-not-today-human-cute-pet-shirt","provider":"Vermont Mountain Meadows","version":"1.0","type":"link"}