{"product_id":"sarcastic-koaloa-womens-hoodie-dress-funny-long-hoodie","title":"Sarcastic Koaloa Women's Hoodie Dress — Funny Long Hoodie","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.69\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.67\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e21.65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.07\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e34.65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e35.43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie dress feels like slipping into a private joke with a best friend. The design’s sarcastic koala vibe—playful, slightly snarky, and wholly confident—lands across the whole garment so the message reads from every angle. Soft yet structured, it drapes like casual armor for days when you want to be comfortable but not invisible. The roomy kangaroo pocket is perfect for warming cold hands or stashing a phone and keys during a quick coffee run. Throw the adjustable hood up on windy mornings or let it hang loose during lazy afternoons at home. Wear it to low-key gatherings, late-night walks, or those in-between days when you want an easy outfit that still says something about who you are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester fabric that keeps its shape and dries fast\u003cbr\u003e- All-over print—design covers the entire garment for full-impact graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and hands-free storage\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable hood with drawstring and metal grommets for a customizable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy fabric with a subtle shiny finish for structure and a polished look\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":42828931792957,"sku":"29102421144307700855","price":48.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":42828931825725,"sku":"43122012745964378884","price":48.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":42828931858493,"sku":"28022327049318952046","price":48.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":42828931891261,"sku":"19347860690248776817","price":48.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":42828931924029,"sku":"32515606838664755695","price":48.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/3586070926771537481_2048.jpg?v=1766341672","url":"https:\/\/vermont-mountain-meadows.myshopify.com\/products\/sarcastic-koaloa-womens-hoodie-dress-funny-long-hoodie","provider":"Vermont Mountain Meadows","version":"1.0","type":"link"}