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The front features an expressive dachshund with a bored, sideways glance and the words “NOT LISTENING.” The back shows a round, vintage-inspired badge with a unimpressed goat and the text “RF Sarcastic Threads — Vermont Mountain Meadows,” giving the shirt a quietly quirky, hand-crafted vibe. Gentle on sensitive skin and made to move, this shirt reads like a tiny personality statement — for mornings when patience is low and personalities are high. It layers easily under jackets, pairs with play pants, and keeps its shape wash after wash thanks to taped shoulders and double-stitched hems.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton for solid colors (blend varies by heather color)\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd²) for comfortable all-day wear\u003cbr\u003e- Structured fit with side seams and taped shoulder\/neck seams to resist stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Grey pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dry clean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 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