{"product_id":"velveteen-plush-blanket-cute-grumpy-hedgehog-not-today-human-cozy-throw-for-lazy-days-gifts-self-care","title":"Velveteen Plush Blanket — Cute Grumpy Hedgehog \"Not Today, Human.\" Cozy Throw for Lazy Days, Gifts \u0026 Self-Care","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself in a soft, slightly cheeky moment of calm. This plush blanket features a grumpy hedgehog illustration with the line “Not Today, Human.” The medium-heavy polyester weave gives a velvety hand and holds vibrant one-sided prints so the artwork stays bright and detailed. It’s the kind of throw you pull over your knees during slow mornings, couch recharge sessions, or quiet evenings when you want to send a gentle ‘do not disturb’ vibe without saying a word. The double-needle topstitching keeps the edges tidy and durable, while the fabric’s quick-dry, shape-retaining properties make it easy to care for. Sized for adult use, it’s a cozy companion for those days when low-energy and soft surfaces are the plan.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Plush medium-heavy polyester (approx. 300 g\/m²) for a velvety, soft feel\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, one-sided print for vibrant, long-lasting artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Quick-dry, shape-retaining polyester blend (100% or 83%\/17% spandex options)\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, lead, phthalates, etc.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":42781476945981,"sku":"24706221567139202699","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":42781476978749,"sku":"12543940914954716184","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":42781477011517,"sku":"18991297847938213164","price":52.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/11452712317183185089_2048.jpg?v=1765821278","url":"https:\/\/vermont-mountain-meadows.myshopify.com\/products\/velveteen-plush-blanket-cute-grumpy-hedgehog-not-today-human-cozy-throw-for-lazy-days-gifts-self-care","provider":"Vermont Mountain Meadows","version":"1.0","type":"link"}