{"product_id":"velveteen-plush-blanket-dont-rush-me-im-already-disappointed-cute-goat-cozy-throw","title":"Velveteen Plush Blanket — 'Don't Rush Me, I'm Already Disappointed' Cute Goat Cozy Throw","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself in dry humor and soft warmth. This velveteen plush blanket features a sleepy, coffee-holding goat and the deadpan line “Don’t Rush Me. I’m Already Disappointed.” It’s plush against the skin, with vivid one-sided printing that keeps the illustration crisp and expressive. Use it for slow mornings on the couch, as a layer while reading, or as a low-key statement piece during laid-back gatherings. The blanket’s medium-weight nap holds heat without feeling bulky, and the reinforced topstitching keeps the edges neat through repeated use and washes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Ultra-soft velveteen polyester blend (medium heavy-weight, ~300 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-detail one-sided print of design\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-needle topstitch on all seams\u003cbr\u003e- Adult-size blanket; meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e- Quick-drying, shape-retaining polyester (or polyester\/spandex option)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":42781471342653,"sku":"21055296546027202916","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":42781471375421,"sku":"18197680606580764601","price":38.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":42781471408189,"sku":"32111197269303077636","price":52.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/9395\/3853\/files\/3232109280525736629_2048.jpg?v=1766505665","url":"https:\/\/vermont-mountain-meadows.myshopify.com\/products\/velveteen-plush-blanket-dont-rush-me-im-already-disappointed-cute-goat-cozy-throw","provider":"Vermont Mountain Meadows","version":"1.0","type":"link"}