Funny Penguin 'I Don't Rise and Shine, I Rise and Caffeinate' T-Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

You don’t have to be a morning person to appreciate this shirt — it nods to the slow, sarcastic ritual of waking up with a mug in hand. A sleepy penguin and a deadpan line—“i don't rise and shine, i rise and caffeinate”—capture that cozy, slightly grumpy humor. Soft, garment-dyed cotton gives the tee a lived-in feel that pairs with early-morning light and a steaming cup. Wear it on bleary weekdays, lazy weekend coffee runs, or while curling up with a mug and a good book. It fits into the routines of people who savor their caffeine-first mornings and enjoy a little wry charm in their wardrobe.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Available S–4XL and pre-shrunk for reliable sizing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean