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30" × 40" |
50" × 60" |
60" × 80" |
| Width, in |
30.00 |
50.00 |
60.00 |
| Height, in |
40.00 |
60.00 |
80.00 |
Wrap yourself in a dry-witted hug. This velveteen plush blanket pairs cloud-soft texture with a deadpan cat illustration and the cheeky line “I Wasn’t Made for People.” It reads like a quiet, honest proclamation — the sort of thing you toss over your knees during a late-night reading session, drape across the end of a couch for a touch of personality, or keep folded beside your favorite chair when you want a little comfort without fuss. The print is vivid on one side and stays bright wash after wash, while the medium weight gives warmth without feeling bulky. For those who prefer low-key humor and cozy solitude, this blanket feels like a private souvenir of calm.
Product features
- Ultra-soft velveteen surface with medium-heavy 300 g/m² weight for cozy warmth
- Vibrant, single-side print in high detail
- Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams
- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester / 17% spandex option) that holds shape and dries quickly
- Complies with safety and chemical regulations; adult use
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
