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30" × 40" |
50" × 60" |
60" × 80" |
| Width, in |
30.00 |
50.00 |
60.00 |
| Height, in |
40.00 |
60.00 |
80.00 |
Wrap yourself in dry humor and soft warmth. This velveteen plush blanket features a sleepy, coffee-holding goat and the deadpan line “Don’t Rush Me. I’m Already Disappointed.” It’s plush against the skin, with vivid one-sided printing that keeps the illustration crisp and expressive. Use it for slow mornings on the couch, as a layer while reading, or as a low-key statement piece during laid-back gatherings. The blanket’s medium-weight nap holds heat without feeling bulky, and the reinforced topstitching keeps the edges neat through repeated use and washes.
Product features
- Ultra-soft velveteen polyester blend (medium heavy-weight, ~300 g/m²)
- Vibrant, high-detail one-sided print of design
- Durable double-needle topstitch on all seams
- Adult-size blanket; meets safety and chemical compliance standards
- Quick-drying, shape-retaining polyester (or polyester/spandex option)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
